October 2011
3 posts
“I got hit on on may way to work AND I’m the front page story today #winning...”
– BrendaMarie215 (via partylikeajournalist)
Things The Legos Like: The Hunger Games →
I’m officially a member of District 8. May the odds be ever with me. What District are you in? http://www.TheCapitol.PN
4 tags
September 2011
12 posts
everykindofcat asked: I saw your car with the flashy url painted window right down the street from my house this evening. Welcome to the neighborh00d!
yumhijiki-deactivated20130314 asked: I saw this tumblr on the back of a van when I was merging onto 1-5 South last night. What a fantastic way to advertise. Nice blog!
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Stranger: Hi, what’s your name?
J: Uhhhhh………………………………..Lucy.”
Stranger: Pleasure to meet you, Lucy. I’m Zack. You have the most beautiful face.
I have learned the hard way to always wear headphones on the MAX. That way, people looking for drugs or homeless people who want to propose to you might leave you alone. But yesterday, I had no such luck.
I was standing on the green line headed into downtown when a girl stumbled on.
“THAT’S CUTE,” she said loudly.
Oh no. Is she talking to me?
“Um. What is?”
...
dreamsaremyvoice asked: So me and my friend went to Portland today, and we decided to go to the Lloyd Center. We ended up parking behind your truck and saw your url! So just wanted to say hi, and I hope you enjoy Portland!
“Hello. You’re pretty!”
– Man J. passed on the street.
“Man: You’re being very patient.
J: I don’t hear that very often....”
August 2011
12 posts
signonpdx asked: Noticed your URLed truck up off 33rd while out taking photos today. Welcome to PDX!
“I lost my phone…again.”
– J. on an every-five-minute basis.
The Bobbseys have landed.
We originally planned on staying about 2.5 hours outside of Portland so we could get an early start tomorrow, see the Columbia River Gorge in all its sunshiny glory and move into our new house, so we started looking at campgrounds at about 4 this afternoon, and here’s what happened:
circa 4 p.m. KOA - somewhere around Pendleton, OR: Didn’t have electricity, or any good tent sites, and...
makaibreemarie asked: I was the crazy one in the white BMW honking at y'all.! I think what you're doing is delightful and rather inspiring.! I hope you have a fun safe last day of traveling.! <3 from Utah.!
We debated sleeping in a parking lot.
It’s impossible to camp in a tent in Wyoming. All the campsites are booked, sketchy, lied about their hours and none of them have electricity.
“You guys are camping? Like, outside?”
“Nope, we got a hotel room to...”
– J’s college roommate and Luke on camping. She’s always good for a laugh.
Holy shit, people SAW us! →
We like friends! Click! Follow! Beep at us! Do things!
Things We're Obsessed With: Jenna Marbles →
Oh, lucky ducky, you're the one!
We’re writing this as Luke opens a bottle of celebratory Lucky Duck wine (Shiraz, if you’re curious) because:
WE’RE LEAVING FOR PORTLAND TOMORROW!
Here are some things you may want to know:
We’re driving from Michigan. It should take us about four days…ish.
We are camping en route.
We are stopping in some of our favorite places from our Former Lives on a...
Googled:
My stomach is really fucking loud.
July 2011
14 posts
4 tags
“L: Can we develop a soap opera watching habit?
J: HAHAHAHAHA…no.
L:...”
– He asked this as he turned on O.C. reruns.
“Drunk girl: So are you and...”
– J and stranger hash out the fact that dudes and chicks CAN be best friends without gettin’ it on.
In the land of Cleve...
Luke and J. are together again at last!
After a phenomenal weekend with the college crew, we’re at Luke’s getting ready to head west.
Though we were glad to be reunited for the World Cup final, to say we’re devastated is putting it lightly. Proud of the women, though, and we still have the Megan Rapinoe song stuck in our head.
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“J: My stomach, liver and kidneys all freaking hate me today.
L: Mine will after...”
– Brace yourself, Jack Sparrow. The rum’s about to be all gone.
Bitchin' Kitchen
Now that Luke and I are going to be living somewhere that isn’t on four wheels, we actually have to furnish this place.
Luckily for us, my family has loads of kitchen stuff stored everywhere you could imagine. Garage, basement, storeroom, loft, closets, bedrooms, you name it, it’s got some sort of unused housewares in them.
So when I asked for a spare set of dishes, Pops and Mama Q...
Scotch and soda. Wait why the hell would you ruin...
Welcome to a “Tumblr” for the ages. Maybe not this post specifically, as I am only posting this to shut the other half of this account up for a day or two. But over time, I promise it to be better than the first time you got laid.
I’m writing this at about 1 a.m. with a glass of scotch in one hand and a hookah hose in the other so I apologize for any stray turns it takes....
“J: I knew I had a great-something aunt kicking around a few towns over, but I...”
“J: Yeah, she’s “alone” or whatever, but she chose that.
L:...”
– Luke and J aren’t excited to move. At all.
