October 10th, 2011
eveweezyla:

Keep it gangsta.
July 15th, 2011
J: My stomach, liver and kidneys all freaking hate me today.
L: Mine will after this weekend. Getting sloshed tonight. Getting more sloshed tomorrow. Drinking during the women’s soccer game…
J: Oh, shit. That’s this weekend.
L:…then coming to my house to drink some more.
J: My organs are bawling….it’s like in Dexter right before he kills someone and they’re like “NO! Please don’t! I’ll bribe you!”
L: Hahahahahahahaha, it really is.
Brace yourself, Jack Sparrow. The rum’s about to be all gone.